![]() How did they get the same birthday? They’re twins.” 21) No, he did not.” 20) Some of these dark memes are savage! Me: You know what else is just a number? Friend: What? Me: 911.” 18) Dark humor memes that are so true. “Florida man breaks into a house, shaves the cat’s head, and leaves without stealing anything. If you feel unsafe and help press this button. “Me: *drinking hot sauce* Nurse: Where did that blood bag go…? Me:” 15) Welcome to funny dark memes! ![]() “Doctor: Have you tried exercising to help your depression? Me:” 13) *starts dry humping you*” 12) Dark memes that will bring you to tears. “Do you have a boyfriend? A while back but we broke up. “When a demon comes to take your unfit soul but y’all end up having a lot in common.” 11) “When you’re dead inside but you still wanna have a good time.” 10) I hope you can handle these dark humor memes! “I cry at night.” 8) A perfect explanation of dark memes. “When you’re calm but you could lash out at any moment. “Being kissed in your sleep is…Like…The purest form of love. ![]() “Does anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?” 5) The beauty of dark humor memes…It’s like being kissed in your sleep. “Andre!! There is a helicopter in the kitchen! Grandma, that’s just the ceiling fan! Seriously what the actual was Andres grandma on.” 4) “And for my next trick, I’ll ruin everything for absolutely no reason.” 3) Ready for funny dark memes? “A 9-year-old kid apparently got caught selling Hot Cheetos/Hot Fries for $0.25 in baggies at school.” 2) Some of them are really creative, while others are simply gory or grotesque but that’s for you to decide! I hope you enjoy the following 55 dark memes! Buckle up – it’s gonna be a wild ride! 1) Let the dark memes begin! In this post, we’re going to take a look at some of the weirdest, darkest memes out there. They can be scary or disturbing but despite their often morbid and twisted content, they’re strangely addictive. You’ve probably seen them before – dark memes. But sometimes they can also be dark and disturbing. They can be hilarious, informative, or just plain absurd. And I won't be able to take care of a "standard" young child properly.Memes are a huge part of the internet. You see, just like you, I'm afraid that if I decide to have children one day, they may be "standard". Even if I decide to have kids after all, I'd probably adopt an older child, as the average toddler or baby is fully capable of driving me to a suicide. I realise many people feel the need to share their lives with kids, but I'd rather stick to dogs, as they make better side kicks most of the time for a person like myself. It would be cruel toward both myself and the child to have him/her. A kid would only slow down a person with my kind of character and ambitions. I'm a short-tempered person, that wants to give something different, something great to the world. I'm tired of my grandma, saying "Oh, you must have kids." or "One day, you'll have to do the same for your kids.". I'm a lucky momma, but I completely understand people who don't want children, and that must be respected!įinally! You said it, everyone's opinion must be respected. I'm afraid a second may come as "standard" or worst, and I'll regret my decision hundreds of times." When people ask me why didn't I had a second child, I always say: "Look at my daughter. Since newborn she always slept at least 6hours straight, is rarely sick, eats everything we put on her front, likes fish and salad/vegetables, I can count with one hand her child tantrums and she made only 2 in public (now at 14y we have arguments often, but are usually negociated, some days she ends upset but accepts my demands, others I have to give up some minor rules and trust her jugdement), is a great student, well behaved, helps random people she sees in need, and receives appraisal from her teachers and people around. I love my daughter, she is, under a general view, a perfect child. ![]() Upvotes Follow Unfollow 4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017Ī friend of mine says: "Children are the best and the worst we have in our lives."
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